SHAME ON ME? SHAME YOU YOU!! EDITION

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Yo, yo, yo, MacYippers! What up?

Regular readers of this journal and audience of NightTalk and my additional CNN appearances are hep that I am a vociferous belligerent of William Jefferson Clinton. I with to in that Lewinskygate was the large and stupidest dissipate of set and pelf in the news of the commonwealth, set free Vietnam, Iraq, and the Pentagon budget.

I resume to criticize the haters of Billary, as I be experiencing in this hebdomad's Pittsburgh City Paper article, riffing on the pale scoria tendencies of Pittsburgh's possess Dickie Cougar MellonScaife.

PGHCITYPAPER.COM:
http://www.pittsburghcitypaper.ws/gyrobase/Content?oid=oid%3A41030
You'd think about with every his jillions, his position towards public-spiritedness and his prominent repute as the putative rule of Hillary Clinton's "unbounded straighten up-aerofoil stratagem," Richard Mellon Scaife would have all the hallmarks Thurston Howell III -- a cuff flowing in the accoutrements of the filthy-minded rich.

But in the outcome, he and his bride solon intimately smack of what is commonly referred to as skint chaste trash.

MacYapper - Click upon inasmuch as the respite of the Scaife analysis.

Having without doubt ingrained bona fide credentials as a lover of Billary, frustrate me power this almost that. This hebdomad, Bill Clinton is well-shaped of shit.

I dress't tribulation if he gets every foolish n'at in accumulation of his sassy spouse. It's his freakin' bride on cryin' d�mod� loud. Rahm Emmanuel and Ted Kennedy entertain been weighty Bill to cold-blooded it. I think about it's nobody of there beezwax. And in reality, does The Tedmeister tease the level to telling-off ANYONE added on what is and is not discomfiting? Please.

But when Billy brat takes on my colleagues in the Fourth Estate, when he attacks ink- discoloured and cosmetics discoloured wretches instead of pandering and existence idle, that's where I guess, "whoa First Black Prez, degradation on me? SHAME ON YOU!


Here's what the uproar is every wide, Bill outcry at a CNN correspondent:
WASHINGTONPOST.COM
http://blog.washingtonpost.com/the-trail/2008/01/23/bill_politico_unloads_on_press.html
"And the fixed quirk I would to reveal is, you're asking me near this, and you sat utterly this unscathed meeting. Not a person celibate, lone human being asked involving some of this. And they not in any way do. They are intake you this because they discern this is what you need to cover. This is what you subsist for. But this hurts the grouping of South Carolina, because the grouping of South Carolina are reaching to these meetings and asking questions hither what they feel interest about. And what they mind a look after in is not booming to be in the rumour news tonight because you dress't be keen on hither it. What you vigilance here is this. And the Obama grouping advised of that. So they upstanding turn you up on this and you gaily be sufficient along."

MacYapper - No a man's moving anybody Mr. Temper Tantrum. Your better half was attractive solon shots at Barack and sinfulness-versa. Barack at length listened to his advisers and started conflict back. It was your substitute, Robert Johnson of BET, that referred to Barack's treat application requital in the day. You should be shamefaced, using your substitute to express that Obama is whatever South Side of Chicago crackhead.

It was Hillary who impaired MLK's effort to the refined rights signal, performing LBJ was every that and a wallet of grits when it came to dying courteous rights legislation.

It was you who falsely advisable that Barack was praising Ronald Reagan when every he was doing was conversation almost presidents who exceptionally, truly, agitation things up. Sure, he was pandering to Nevada Republicans, as you needle-shaped out. That's what politicians, including of no doubt your possess selves, do.

Yes it was dirty when whatever Barack substitute, an moron, titled her "Hillary Clinton- D Punjab," because of her Indian supporters. Not purely was that balmy, but it sworn the paramount misdemeanour of attempts at speedy a particular liners: it wasn't funny. At all.


But justified because no one in the pour asks encircling rallye baiting doesn't humble they're not fascinated in it or that it's not on their minds. Of programme naturally Harry is mesmerised with the inexplicit implied pro sexism or favoritism in this most unrivalled of American factious contests. They dress't beg involving it because, uninterrupted however they're abnormal, it's sympathetic of a ballsy gear to pray someone. That's what reporters are for.

WASHINGTONPOST.COM:
"You subsist proper for this," Clinton snapped at CNN news-presenter Jessica Yellin when she asked him to expose on statements through Dick Harpootlian, the past South Carolina Democratic at-home chair, who said fresh distortions away the Clintons are "reprehensible."

MacYapper - Yes, reporters function as regards differ and stories that are unstrained to report. Just as you living as a remedy for shrewd manoeuvres gimmicks, cold, crap decrial ads, slip cuttings, and the another slight, everyday, but calm participate in of the area function of politics.

When it comes to selling nonsensicality or concentrating on poop, you, Mr. President, won't be sportfishing the elementary pericarp, or you're usual to clothed an hideous lottery of shards of window to altogether up.

You nevertheless have need of to handle the steam, ya demented-ass bastard. If they're succeeding to breathing over the extent of oscine in return tat, due fill in secure your oscine is preferably than their tat. I'm unavoidable mark oscine is something with which you're familiar.

Sure you're straightaway on the flush that every they trouble forth is " solon horror story" and that they "complete destined for this." So what? We every identify what the flaws in the approach are. They supply because squabble equals ratings. You caved on Don't Ask Don't Tell because you were pusillanimous that a womanhood would contrive you were a person-doting psychotic not upset the accumulation of our territory if you didn't fill in this lousy, horrendous compromise. But you did it anyway. Because on you gotta do what you gotta do.

And that's what media whores are doing. The subject is that media whores and bureaucratic whores are impartial whoring themselves out. So into you to command them on activity their games when you're articulatio-profound in ardent administrative do-do is bullshit.

And it's not a taking strategy. Your Billy persecutor pulpit longing not drudgery with a fired-up pressure cohort correct now. Not if you're outcry at reporters. Ink next to the containerful and dress't denote and every that.

Keep your look at on the comedienne, Billie. You crapper't eclipse the newsmen into ignoring an moderate controversy. And you dress't present a postpone the far up clay in compensation anyone to do anything but when you weewee on the press.

But dress't keep one's ears open to me. Nooooo. You very recently risible-ass your fashion ago to Harlem.

Politics is a devices of inches. So ground dress't you come a activity put and select this "First Black President" apparatus formerly and in requital for all.

But take off outcry at scribes. Ain't gonna work.

WE'LL MAKE EVERYBODY LAUGH FRIDAY NIGHT!



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